This upcoming Sunday and other bits and pieces
Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon. When asked to explain, he replied, “Mom, I had enough money. I didn’t need the coupon.”
I imagine you are also very busy but this email is to help those of you who make donations and qualify for a tax dedecuction!
So, Elke has written everything clearly below.
I just want to say THANK YOU to those who have made bank transfers during our time of need this COVID crisis. You ahve kept us going and I pray that God rewards you!!!!!!
Those who know me know I do not want to speak about finances at church any more. I always reduce the financial responsibility message to an easy example. We pay a monthly minimum to our telephone company, Gas company, or electricity company whether we use a little or a lot. Doesn’t our church deserve the same consideration?
Also, as of this writing we are only at 111 people, and we have room for 200 at Christmas eve at 5:00 PM. If interested, write brian (not Fr. Ron) at rsvp@ourladyofmercy.info
Here is the annual reminder for first time donours. With very grateful hearts, Our Lady of Mercy Parish
Annual reminder from your treasurer: (Elke)
As every year at this time of year, may I please ask the parishioners who donated to OLM for the first time this year and would like to have their donations registered with the Spanish Tax Authorities and who made their donations
to please send their full name and DNI/NIE number to Elke at one.elke@gmail.com.
Full name means we need to have your name EXACTLY like it is printed on your DNI/NIE, otherwise, the system will reject the entry.
Also, if you would like your donations registered under a different name than in the past, please advise.
The donations made in 2020 will be registered in January, so I will need to receive your information no later than December 31.
Later changes cannot be considered due to considerable fines “Hacienda” imposes on our parish.
If your donations have been registered in the past- there is NO need to respond.
Thank you!
Elke
P.S.: Do not respond to this email, send a new one to: one.elke@gmail.com
“Sam, you’re in excellent shape for an 85 year old man. But I’m not a magician – I can’t make you any younger,” says the doctor.
“Who asked you to make me younger?” says Sam. “You just make sure I get older!”
As soon as the young man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the packet. Inside, a message read: “You’re our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor.”
For those who did not pray with us during last Sunday’s live-stream Mass, I wanted to let you know that my much loved mother (Rose Ochylski) passed away last Friday. She was a wonderful person and a faithful Catholic. Here is her obituary (thanks to my sister Rose)
https://www.legacy.com/
I will be going to Detroit, Michigan to celebrate her funeral which will take place on November 27th at 11:00 AM (Michigan time) at my home parish where I was baptized (St. Thecla’s – Clinton Township). If you could say a little prayer for her and my family, I would appreciate it.
Fr. Michael will be filling in for me while I am gone.
On Wednesday November 18, we have a parish council meeting to discuss Christmas 2020 at Our Lady of Mercy. However, we know that things are constantly changing, so any plans we make will have to be provisional.
The neighborhood is still restricted but there are no controls that anyone has seen. I wanted to thank those of you who came last Sunday to support me. We know that churches are not transmitting the virus.
The joke is pretty awful, sorry about that.
May God bless you and keep you safe!
Fr. Ron
The Frog
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller’s name is Patricia Whack. So he says, “Ms. Whack, I’d like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation.”
Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s OK, he knows the bank manager.
Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.
The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she’ll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral.” She holds up the tiny pink elephant and says to the manager “I mean, what the heck is this?”
The bank manager looks back at her and says: “It’s a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”